I’ve had a sexual joke going on with my friend’s brother since I was 15.
3 years later, we’re STILL making sexual innuendos towards each other.
This is the conversation we just had:

Him: When am I getting my “Valentine’s Day treat”?
Me: Come to my party and find out ;)
Him: I’ll be there!
Me: Good. We can play 7 minutes in heaven.
Him: It’ll take me more than 7 minutes. More like half an hour of vigorous heaven ;)
Me: Hot damn. I’ll have to clear my schedule.
Him: You’re going to need a chiropractor when I’m through with you!
Me: Haha, I better make an appointment.

How has this not gotten weird yet? xD

Posted on February 14th at 9:11 PM
Tagged as: lol. valentine's day. sexual. innuendos. friend. weird.

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