veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

(Source: amoracomplex, via ultrabuttqueen)

sambettley:

Instead of flowers I would love for a guy to give me a bouquet of concert tickets.

(Source: dannyworsnop, via jerry-garcia)

I hate how the phrase ‘have some self respect’ is used to shame women who are comfortable with their sex lives. ‘Have some self respect’? I do respect myself, that’s why I wanna have a fucking orgasm tonight, thank you very much.

ilovemaicurls:

I mean… Get it!

(Source: lets-hate-people-together, via 0rgaszayn)

juchepresident:

i want someone to follow rick santorum around everywhere and say “no” in a really stern voice every time he tries to speak

(via asecretsuperhero)

lickthe-star:

When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

(Source: theholyinnocent, via ledzeatles)